I’m Vincent Price, and you’re invited to my party in the House on Haunted Hill.
Whoa! A party at Vincent Price’s house?! I’m in!
Where so far, the ghosts have murdered only seven people. So won’t you come and make it… eight?
Heck yeah! Er, no, wait, WHAT?! O_O
Hello, darlings. It’s that time of the year again already! I’ve got my imaginary Elvira costume on as I sit down to write about my FAVOURITE movie ever — “House on Haunted Hill”.