I know. It’s — it’s an incredible story. I, of all people, know this. And you won’t believe me. No, not at first. But I’m going to tell you the whole thing. Then, you will believe, because you must. You must believe!
It happened just a few days ago, after I purchased a cool new piece for my collection: A Mego Nosferatu figure. After picking him up at the post office, I brought him home. I removed him from his package, and promptly displayed him in my studio. But one night, I… one night, I noticed that he was gone! And so was someone else…
FADE IN and PAN DOWN to a dark and snowy NIGHT.
Sounds of howling fill the air.
Count Orlok: Hello?
Count Orlok: What do you want me to do?
Howling Man: Lift off the wooden bolt!
Count Orlok: Is this all that holds you in?
Howling Man: Yes, lift it off!
Count Orlok: Why haven’t you done it yourself?
Howling Man: Please. There’s no time for talk. Count Orlok, in the name of mercy — if you fail now, she’ll display both of us. Don’t you understand that? Continue reading